Hash Trash for SOT Hash #2

Sot Hash #2- a.k.a. Suburban Hell This time we saw a lot less walkers opting for the shorter trail. Except for about 100 yards near the beginning and another section at the end, it was all on level streets. The start was at the Winn Dixie parking lot. We were entertained by Deputy Beth's stories about car chases through the surrounding area. The hare lit out near 7pm begging for a 10 minute lead. The first check was behind the Winn Dixie and most of the slackers managed to find shiggy where they weren't supposed to... but it was all streets after that. We had a bimbo swap at the beer stop. Nasa Ass was tired and Male Handler needed some exercise. Whoa Wilbur was up to the challenge of finding flour on his own after the beer stop and took off down a farm road. Of course it was the wrong way. Cheaper made a lucky guess and found flour first. Most, in true slacker style, just hung out at the beer stop until the bimbo told them where they could find flour. Just Christie, Deep Stroke, and Just Beth managed to do a double loop when they missed flour near the end. Nasa Ass's boyfriend, Wes, got named "Just Protein" after several attempts to name him "Ass Kisser". He got named that because he wouldn't drink a down down from a cup that had a bug in it. Everyone piped up "It's just protein" and the rest is history. The hare, feeling guilty, confessed to hiding rollerblades and using them on trail. Only one scooter this time brought by Tinkerbell. Whoa Wilbur and Male Handler were the FRBs. Damn, forgot the camera again.