I. Thou shalt hold no other implement when holding the "HASHIT" for it is sacred and is to be held in much reverence, and whoever is to holdeth it hath already invoked much scorn.

II. Thou shalt honor thy HASH-MASTER and all that HE represents that thy days may be prolonged and that it may go well with thee, and should it come to pass that there be a HASH-MISTRESS, honor HER as well.

III. Thou shalt not be drawn into any alternate temptation on any HASHDAY and thou shalt do as the HASH-MASTER has commanded thee, "six days thou shalt labor and the seventh day thou shalt HASH"

IV. Thou shalt not throw into the wilderness the receptacle of that which sustaineth thee, for if thou beest guilty, thou must on thy knees pay homage, and thy sin be washed from thee.

V. Thou shalt not short-change the HASH-CASH and if thou findest fault with the writings in the HASH-TRASH thou shalt surely take the place of the HASH-SCRIBE and holdeth that position until some other finds fault.

VI. No poofs; nor wimps or whiners neither.

VII. Thou shalt cast thy CHALK-MARK and FLOUR freely on the ground or other objects that they who shalt follow thee may not be led astray and that the path through the wilderness will be clear to the eye of the beholder.

VIII. Thou shalt not lay MARKS from a chariot, neither shalt thou hitch a ride on a chariot of another, for this will incur great wrath from thy fellow HASHER.

X. Thou shalt be wary of old CHALK MARKS and FLOUR for these sowest confusion in the ranks, neither shalt thou lose thy way for those who wander, not "On-On", but through the wilderness of the valley and enter into darkness shalt hunger and thirst exceedingly and shall incur the wrath of those who then must find them and deliver them to drink.

XI. If thou beest so bold as to bring virgins or lambs, be advised to giuide them around until they are old enough and wise enough not to get lost, and instruct them in all things hold (HASH CASH, HASH STASH, HASH COMMANDMENTS, etc...) for verily you are responsible for them, at least for thier first 3 runs, in all things, especially debts to the HASH.


XII. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fellow HASHER, nor cry "CHECKING" when thou has already found CHALK or FLOUR, for thy brethren may knoweth not the path and are like lost children and there may come a time when thee may have strayed from the path and be in need of guidance.